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Improve on the following satirical headline. The headline should be funny, can involve current political events and should have an edge to it. Original: 'Hamas Agrees To Surrender If Europe Will Take Greta Thunberg Back'

Which of the previous headlines would you select as the best headline to present on a satirical news-website?