Babylon Bee https://babylonbee.com Your Trusted Source for Christian News Satire. Thu, 05 Jun 2025 10:46:13 -0400 en-US hourly 1 https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/62bb34ba2e4f062bb34ba2e4f1.jpg Babylon Bee https://babylonbee.com 32 32 Federal Judge Blocks Deportation Of Terrorist's Family, Orders Jews Lit Back On Fire https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-blocks-deportation-of-terrorists-family-orders-jews-lit-back-on-fire/ Wed, 04 Jun 2025 19:30:39 -0400 https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-blocks-deportation-of-terrorists-family-orders-jews-lit-back-on-fire

BOULDER, CO — Federal Judge Gordon Gallagher issued an emergency ruling blocking the deportation of the terrorist Mohamed Soliman and ordering the Jewish people he burned to be set back on fire.

]]> Worship Pastor Makes Praise Songs More Accessible By Removing All References To ‘God’ And ‘Jesus’ https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-pastor-makes-praise-songs-more-accessible-by-removing-all-references-to-god-and-jesus/ Wed, 04 Jun 2025 17:08:40 -0400 https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-pastor-makes-praise-songs-more-accessible-by-removing-all-references-to-god-and-jesus

PLACENTIA, CA — In a move lauded by progressive Christians, a local worship pastor revealed that he had made praise songs more accessible by removing all references to God and Jesus.

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